Want the truth?

[Papi]

You can't handle it.



It'll hurt your feelings.




The mods will ban me.




They will ask me to leave if I don't prove it.





I don't care.




I know its true.





I can outcook any of you, any day, any time. Bring it!

[simply-heartfelt]

:lol: and here it goes!!!!

[nineten]

I'm hungry. Put your apron on and get to it! (lol)

[Tammy317]

Yum! What's on the menu tonight?

[Papi]

^a course of Papi, with a little bit of Papi on the side, then dessert with Papi.....and after that, we will make dinner.

[nineten]

And for the so-called *midnight snack* ... a little more of Papi?

[sandra191406]

:D

[Papi]

And for the so-called *midnight snack* ... a little more Papi?

tsk tsk....you pervert....you know you would have been asleep long before midnight, thus setting me up for a date rape charge.

Momma aint raise no fool!

[nineten]

tsk tsk....you pervert....you know you would have been asleep long before midnight, thus setting me up for a date rape charge.

Momma aint raise no fool!


Yeah, after you're viagra wore off, what else could I do?

momma didn't raise no fool!!

[Papi]

Yeah, after you're viagra wore off, what else could I do?

momma didn't raise no fool!!

viagara???? hahahahahahahahahah


you know why a young man would take viagara?






nevermind, can't talk about that here. It would be "inappropriate."


Anyways, I would still win the cook off.

[Theresa]

lmaoooooooooooo

[nineten]

The only thing left could be for you to cook up some *afternoon delights.*

[pen1137]

are you Bobby Flay?

[MMGCA]

hay papi! you are really something!!!!!

[nineten]

Who the heck is Bobby Flay? (lol)

[tasksgirl]

LOL! whoa..

[XxPerlaxX]

Jajaja

[nineten]

Now that you guys have laughed and got it out of your system....who is it? Pray - tell? Is he better than Papi?

[nineten]

Okay...Papi will run competition with Julie Child.

[Papi]

^that old hag is a has been....

[nineten]

Bet you have some of her recipes in your index file. Tee-hee.

[Marie]

Who the heck is Bobby Flay? (lol)

He's a chef that has his own show on the foot network, he competes in Iron Chef America and has a few restaurants


Keep it clean guys. Everything doesn't always have to go towards sex. I'm not saying I don't think it's funny but this isn't the place for it.


It's getting old and I'm tired of repeating myself.

[angela256z]

LOL - Papi you are too funny. You should cook me up some Crab and Cream Cheese wontons with some Asian Chicken Cabbage salad. I have been craving that and not wanting to cook.

[nineten]

He's a chef that has his own show on the foot network, he competes in Iron Chef America and has a few restaurants


Keep it clean guys. Everything doesn't always have to go towards sex. I'm not saying I don't think it's funny but this isn't the place for it.


It's getting old and I'm tired of repeating myself.

No problem. Thanks for advising.:)

[Eddie & Angie]

^a course of Papi, with a little bit of Papi on the side, then dessert with Papi.....and after that, we will make dinner.
LOL! You are too much!

[Eddie & Angie]

tsk tsk....you pervert....you know you would have been asleep long before midnight, thus setting me up for a date rape charge.

Momma aint raise no fool!
LMAO!!! All the way from Mexico.

[1MessedUpSourPatchKid]

He's a chef that has his own show on the foot network, he competes in Iron Chef America and has a few restaurants


Keep it clean guys. Everything doesn't always have to go towards sex. I'm not saying I don't think it's funny but this isn't the place for it.


It's getting old and I'm tired of repeating myself.

Yeah he is the host of the show "boy meets grill" on the food network channel. I've seen it a few times. He seems like he's got an attitude at times. :rolleyes:

[JJCT]

Wait...does Papi really have a show on the food network or are you guys just joking?

[1MessedUpSourPatchKid]

Wait...does Papi really have a show on the food network or are you guys just joking?

:lol: this is hilarious!!

Papi doesn't have a show on the food network nope. We are talking about bobby flay.

[lalilplebe]

Wait...does Papi really have a show on the food network or are you guys just joking?

They're talking about Bobby Flay

[JJCT]

Oh ok. I don't know who Bobby Flay is because I don't get the food network channel. I thought that we had someone famous visiting our forum, oh well. :)

[Papi]

Bet you have some of her recipes in your index file. Tee-hee.

I don't need no stinkin' recipes



Wait...does Papi really have a show on the food network or are you guys just joking?

Every night at 8pm, prime time. Bam!

[aprilstorm]

tsk tsk....you pervert....you know you would have been asleep long before midnight, thus setting me up for a date rape charge.

Momma aint raise no fool!

While I know reading this post was my choice I didn't think I'd see this comment. I am a rape victim. I don't find it funny....ANY KIND of rape should not be taken lightly.

[Lupita]

hey papi....if ur such a great chef...y havnt u posted up any recipes???

[Papi]

^what would you like to make?


And rape is no joke. Anyone who is a victim of rape is a brave individual for continuing life afterwards, and anyone who is a product of a rape, wow....


Back to recipes...what do you want a recipe to? I'll hook you up. ;)

[Lupita]

ahhhhh....i dunno watevr is good.....i like 2 bake....

[pen1137]

Papi, Bobby Flay would like to challenge you to a Throwdown...name your dish! :)

[Marie]

I'd like a recipie of something that's yummy, fast to make (under an hour), not too many ingredients. At my house, we're getting tired of chicken cooked this way, that way, with noodle/rice and random veggies.

[Lupita]

I'd like a recipie of something that's yummy, fast to make (under an hour), not too many ingredients. At my house, we're getting tired of chicken cooked this way, that way, with noodle/rice and random veggies.

:ditto:

[JennyM]

And rape is no joke. Anyone who is a victim of rape is a brave individual for continuing life afterwards, and anyone who is a product of a rape, wow....


I don't even understand why you would put this in one of your obtuse threads.